Friday, November 09, 2007

Cluster Column All Day Today

Actor Wesley Snipes wants his trial for tax evasion charges to be moved out of Ocala, FL because he believes that he will get a racist jury.  This from the guy who was in “White Men Can’t Jump.”

 

A Muslim hairdresser is suing a salon for not allowing her to wear her headscarf at work.

 

Al Qaeda might try to attack shopping malls in the United States this Christmas season.  I guess we have to profile Middle Easterners there, too.

 

The founder of the Weather Channel called global warming “the greatest scam in history.”  Nice to have you on board, sir.

 

Companies in Florida are starting to forbid their employees from smoking not only on the job, but in their personal lives as well.  As long as the company is responsible for health insurance, it actually makes sense to me.

 

Hillary’s campaign made a stop in a local diner in Marshalltown, Iowa last month, where they met a waitress who works three jobs to get by.  When they left, they didn’t leave a tip.  Maybe she’s working too hard for Hillary.

 

Democrats in Congress believe they are close to having an SCHIP bill that can override the President’s veto.  On the other hand, the liberal state of Oregon rejected a measure on Tuesday that would have raised state tobacco taxes to pay for universal children’s health care.

 

A study showed that Medicare is a bigger drain on hospital emergency rooms than people without health insurance are.  Just a preview of socialized medicine.

 

A Serbian woman has rejected 150 marriage proposals.  I bet she’s a lesbian.

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