Global Warming Ended 10 Years Ago

Yesterday a former Muslim was baptized by the Pope to celebrate Easter.  He now says that his life is in danger because apostasy is a crime punishable by death for Muslims.

 

Geert Wilders, who produced a film telling the truth about the violent nature of Islam, had his website suspended before he could post the film online.

 

I’ve said it before, now here’s more proof:  A scientist interviewed on the Australian ABC says that global warming ended in 1998.  Bad news for the global warming kooks who worship at the altar of Father Al.

 

Ann Arbor, Michigan has had the snowiest winter on record.  It must be global warming.

 

The Clinton team has come up with another way to make Hillary the nominee (even though it is impossible for her to win based on pledged delegates):  Consider the electoral votes of the states that each candidate has won.

 

There are new questions about Barack’s promise of a “new majority” stemming from him being the most liberal member of the United States Senate.

 

A Republican lawyer endorsed Barack.

 

The United States is helping Egypt build a border fence to keep Palestinians from the Gaza Strip out of Egypt.  Why the hell aren’t we spending that money here to stop illegal Mexicans from getting into the United States?

 

Most Americans think that they should have more say in the decisions of government.  I don’t trust most Americans.

 

Legislators in California call pregnant women temporary disability status so they can get the handicapped parking spots.  Gynecologists want women to be active, but nobody knows better than the government.

 

The Massachusetts Board of Education wants to get rid of the label “underperforming” for their government schools that are, well, underperforming.  They say that it isn’t nice enough.

 

More from government schools:  banning sweets on school campuses has created a black market for candy.  See what happens when government criminalizes anything?

 

The new “in” liberal crisis is that of lifespan inequality.  Nothing but class warfare, but what do you expect from liberals?

 

A bit of good economic news:  home sales rose in February.

 

The Make-A-Wish Foundation made one 5-year-old boy’s dream of becoming a soldier come true.

 

A German woman who went to the hospital for a leg operation was instead (literally) ripped a new one.  Don’t you love the idea of socialized medicine here?

 

Don Imus’ use of the term “nappy-headed hos” was determined to be the most politically incorrect phrase of 2007.