Islamic Idiocy In Full Display

Hillary Clinton says that the United States cannot win the Iraq war.  I hate to break it to you, but she’s right.

 

Vice President Cheney was in Iraq yesterday speaking to the troops.  He says that the Middle East needs freedom.  If they have freedom, it will only be for half of their population.

 

Muslims in Britain are complaining about immigrants from Eastern Europe.  Wait until you hear their complaints.

 

Muslim nations are threatening to sue anybody who defames Islam.

 

The President of Indonesia wants an “Islamic Renaissance” to pull that religion out of the 12^th Century.

 

A peek into the radical Muslim mind:  Hamas is developing a “death-seeking” culture.

 

Wal-Mart has updated one of its stores to be more accommodating for Muslims.  Can women shop there without a male relative with them?

 

Islam really is a treasure trove of material, isn’t it?  How about this story from Saudi Arabia of an 11-year-old boy marrying his 10-year-old cousin?  What do you expect from a culture that only has camel beauty pageants to look forward to?

 

Some nations are considering boycotting the Opening Ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.  Nobody has the stones to boycott the whole games.

 

A government school teacher gave a student who asked to use the rest room an option between waiting until class was over and using her lunchbox.  He chose the teacher’s lunchbox.

 

Florida Democrats will not have a re-vote.

 

Voters say that the superdelegates should not decide the Democrat nominee.  If they do, then the election should be a cakewalk for John McCain.

 

Barack Obama gave a major race speech yesterday.  Here is the text—if I get a chance I’ll pour through all of it to find the juicy tidbits.

 

A bridge in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is falling apart, dropping concrete onto people below.  What is the government’s solution?  Install a net to catch the pieces.  They say that there is not enough money to fix the bridge.  I bet there is plenty of money to give to irresponsible “mothers” who don’t know who their babydaddies are.

 

A poll taken in Ohio by left-wing interest groups claims that the evangelical vote is shifting towards the Democrats.  You guys can have them.

 

Star Parker wrote a column blaming government for the housing “crisis.”  Too bad no Democrats will read this—they’ll keep living their socialist fantasy.

 

Mitt Romney’s socialized medicine scheme has resulted in at least one big healthcare provider taking a loss last year.

 

Liberals have predicted that the conservative movement is over.  As long as the conservative movement is tied to the Republican Party and the evangelical right, they’re absolutely correct.