Monday, September 10, 2007

Democrats Hispandering on Univision

The Democrats were pandering to the Hispanics last night in a debate televised on Spanish-language TV network Univision.  After all, they all want the illegal immigrants to become addicted and dependent upon government, too!  Of course, they also don’t want them to have to assimilate.  Why else would Bill Richardson complain about having to speak English?

 

While the Democrats are pandering to those who refuse to assimilate into America, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown plans to force immigrants to the UK to assimilate, including learning English.  What a thought!

 

In an interview with Glenn Beck, GOP Presidential Hopeful Rudy Giuliani claims that illegal immigration is not and should not be a federal crime.

 

Al Gore is in trouble with the enviro-wackos again, this time for his diet.  Apparently they want him to go vegetarian, since eating meat is worse for the environment than driving and flying.

 

Good things can come from global warming, like cancelling the next ice age!

 

In other global warming news, Brits want to ban plasma televisions because they use too much energy.

 

The federal government recently took a corporate-style efficiency test.  Needless to say, it did not perform well.

 

Even though the Democrats promised an end to earmarks, wasteful spending has not declined—those sly devils in Congress are just finding other ways to get their pet projects.

 

Bad news for Mitt Romney.  One in four voters say that they would be less likely to support a Mormon candidate.

 

Government school news:  Parents in a county in Florida may be jailed if their kids miss too much government indoctrination.

 

Russians are preparing for “Conception Day” on Wednesday.

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