Lots on Socialized Medicine--BOHICA!

Even Democrats have their moments pandering to religious kooks.  Bill Richardson’s whoring out was that God Himself decided that Iowa should have the first caucus/primary of the election season.  What???

 

In more rational 2008 news, Fred Thompson is going to skip the GOP debate tonight in favor of appearing on Jay Leno’s show.  He will run an ad during the debate, before he formally announces his candidacy tomorrow.  It also turns out that Thompson scares Rudy Giuliani.

 

Did anybody doubt this?  When looking for a mate, men go for hotties.  Women are a bit more complicated.

 

Which is more important to left-wing interest groups, the people they claim to represent or the quest for bigger government?  The Cato Institute figured it out.

 

How’s this for an idea for socialized medicine?  Fatties, smokers, and drinkers would not be eligible for health care in Britain under the latest Tory plan.  Of course the Democrats won’t admit it, but this will come as part of their socialized medicine plan.

 

Of course, the Democrats will admit to trying to destroy smoking—even cigars—in their pursuit for socialized medicine.

 

New “The View” Twit Whoopi Goldberg defended Michael Vick yesterday, saying that dogfighting is part of his “culture.”  Pure ignorance, but what do you expect?

 

Socialist pseudo-dictator Hugo Chavez says he could rule until 2027.  Meanwhile, his socialist experiment is failing miserably.  Don’t expect the left to notice the bad news from Venezuela; Chavez is their hero.

 

Nuclear warheads were apparently accidentally transported from North Dakota to Louisiana last week.  It’s just a shame that they weren’t “lost” over Iran.

 

Father of the Year candidate:  An Oregon man was arrested after leaving his 2-year-old daughter in the car while he visited a brothel.

 

Police are cracking down on prostitution by placing decoy ads on Craigslist.  Don’t they have anything better to do?

 

Hey guys, you want more sex?  Sleep more!