First Cluster-Blank of the Year

Pro-illegal immigrant activists led a rowdy demonstration through a Congressional office building yesterday.  Where the hell was ICE when you needed them?

 

Another illegal immigrant got her feathers ruffled last week when a judge told her to go back to her home country and that she had no rights in American courts.

 

A study of college students in Britain shows that students are left unsatisfied by so-called “Mickey Mouse” degrees.  I wonder if the Cluster-blank would be willing to do a survey on that here at Mercer…?

 

Wednesday Crazy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that Israel “cannot continue its life.”  That really makes me hope that the United States actually goes through with the bombing plan they’re working on.

 

This story just shows why the UN is so ridiculous:  They support Crazy Mahmoud, but they’re worried about “Islamophobia” in Europe.

 

Bad news for environmentalists:  Your so-called “consensus” on global warming is evaporating.  Over 500 scientists have published evidence against the existence of man-made global warming.  Unfortunately, politicians are only listening to the hype of the environmentalists.

 

Earlier this morning I posted my latest column in the Cluster-blank explaining why the United States should leave Iraq.  This poll of Iraqis justifies my position.

 

Rosie O’Donnell hurt herself as a kid.  That explains a lot.

 

This one is for Cheyenne.  Check out the hot Mormon missionaries.  Needless to say, some Mormons are not impressed.  Prudes.