Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Obama-worshipping at Ft. Myers Pep Rally

Senator Tom Harkin wants to bring back the Fairness Doctrine now.  I still say bring it on.

 

State legislators in South Carolina are considering charging obese state employees more for health insurance.

 

House members will not get a pay raise next year.  They'll still keep their raise this year, though.

 

The price of a stamp will go up by two cents in May.

 

President Obama had another pep rally yesterday, and just wait until you hear the characters who showed up there.  Michelle Malkin has the videos of Henrietta, who begged the Messiah for a house, and Julio, who has worked at McDonald's for over four years and wants health care.  Since the pep rally, Henrietta has gotten an offer for a house and Julio has gotten some job offers.  My guess is that Henrietta won't be able to keep her house, and Julio won't keep a job either.

 

Warner Todd Huston wants to fire every government worker.

A member of the Missouri state House had to apologize for using the phrase "War of Northern Aggression."

 

President Obama has overturned the Bush administration's offshore drilling plan.

 

Republicans and Democrats are now statistically tied in the generic Congressional ballot for 2010.

 

I know I'm behind on this, but we might talk about that bubble-headed welfare-sucking single mother of fourteen who had the octuplets last month.

 

President Obama has a new catchphrase.

 

A zoo is offering tickets to watch the animals have sex.

 

An Indian company is going to launch a soft drink made of cow urine.

 

There's a new bill in the General Assembly that would freeze property assessment increases for the next two years.  Meanwhile, Governor Perdue says that there is no way for the state to pay for the property tax grants, and that they were "ill conceived" to begin with.

 

The scumbag in charge of the Peanut Corporation of America sent e-mails ordering shipments of products with salmonella.  Let this guy rot in jail.

 

The uptight prudes who are angry over Georgia State University having experts in oral sex and male prostitution have backed off.  I guess they realize how ridiculous they look.  Another lawmaker is defending them under the guise of "academic freedom."

 

Another bill in the state Senate would allow evidence of whether or not people are wearing a seat belt at the time of a crash in a trial.

 

More "stimulus" pork:  $300 million for the government to buy "green" cars, including glorified golf carts and $30 million to save a mouse, plus a much longer list courtesy of Senator Tom Coburn.  Senator Carl Levin might throw in a tax break for GM in conference, despite the fact that it has not been debated in either the House or the Senate.  The White House might also push to get all the spending cut from the Senate bill back into the Conference bill, which has no Republican input.  The apparent new size is $789 billion with less in "tax breaks," but I guarantee it'll end up larger than that.  Here's another column showing why it won't work.

 

Bankers are in front of Congress today defending the bailout.

 

Here's a question nobody else is asking:  Has Barack Obama's Presidency already failed?

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