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Today's must-read:  Obama Tells American Businesses to Drop Dead.

 

The new government-appointed chairman of Government Motors admits that he doesn't know anything about cars.

 

The Obama Administration has resorted to paying the island nation of Palau to take the Uighurs at Guantanamo Bay.

 

Obama yesterday announced that he wants to see a return of pay-as-you-go funding rules, except for health care.  In Congress, some members want to add meditation to the bill, in addition to mental health and dental coverage.  Minority lawmakers are, of course, turning health care into a racial issue.  For a preview of what we may be facing under socialist medicine, a stroke patient died in the United Kingdom after the government-employed ambulance driver clocked out at the end of his shift instead of taking the patient to the hospital.   A former Canadian doctor tells us about the effects of their socialist medicine program.

 

The Islamic terrorist who killed the new soldier and wounded another at a military recruiting station in Arkansas last week says that he doesn't believe that he is guilty of murder because he thinks he was justified in killing the soldiers.

 

The federal government is going after the bank accounts of online gamblers thanks to the Republicans' 2006 law to ban online gambling.  Now Barney Frank is sponsoring a bill to legalize internet gambling.  Who wins that debate in public opinion?

 

Despite promises of there being no pork in the "stimulus" package, members of Congress, including members who voted against it, have been requesting projects for their districts.  A plurality of Americans, seeing how much success the "stimulus" has had, want to cancel the rest of the spending but keep the "tax cuts."  Obama's approval ratings on dealing with the budget deficit and reining in federal spending are dropping quickly, in large part due to the "stimulus."

 

Clown Prince Vice President Joe Biden told law enforcement groups on Monday that Sonia Sotomayor "has your back."  I've decided the new career that Biden needs to have if Obama drops him, but you'll have to hear me announce it on the air.

 

Sotomayor fractured her ankle Monday in an airport.  We wish her a speedy recovery, and a wise Latina woman doctor with the richness of experience to make better medical decisions than a white male would.

 

Forty-one percent of Americans believe that the quality of cars produced by Government Motors will suffer, and just 42% of GM owners say that they are likely to buy GM again.  Unfortunately, we may end up seeing a mass boycott of Government Motors.

 

Obama's former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, says that he can't talk to Obama anymore because of "them Jews" in the White House.

 

Bad news for Republicans:  one out of every three self-proclaimed Republicans views their party unfavorably.

 

The editor-at-large of Newsweek Magazine called President Obama "sort of God."  A columnist in San Francisco tells the media and Obama to "get a room."  Have you figured out yet why I call them the "navel-gazing media?"

 

High tech companies are enlisting a former Clinton Administration official to try to defeat the Obama plan to chase their profits overseas.

 

Government at work:  The Energy Department failed its own energy audit.

 

Here's a shocker:  Despite the hope and change and love and kum-ba-yah from the Obama administration, only 29% of Iranians have favorable views of the United States.

 

Oliver North admits that he has been waterboarded and that he has waterboarded others in the military.  I told you so.

 

Environmentally friendly transportation might not be as environmentally friendly as the warmers try to make us believe.  Global temperatures are still dropping, by the way.

 

A plurality of Americans believes that the United States Constitution does not do enough to restrict government.

 

The Today Show made fun of Obama's teleprompter.  Expect somebody at NBC to lose their job for this.

 

The Houston County Board of Education has tentatively approved their budget for the next fiscal year, and it will raise taxes.

 

The Georgia Supreme Court has voided the state's left-turn law.  Now I have a few other traffic laws that should be struck down as well…

 

Senator Johnny Isakson wants every American taxpayer to get shares in GM and Chrysler.  Sorry, Senator, I prefer my toilet paper soft, 2-ply, and with quilts.