Thanks to his stupid decision to take public financing for his campaign, John McCain has to burn through all of his cash before the end of the month.
President Bush may not be popular, but he can still bring home the bacon for the Republican Party. He's approaching a billion dollars in campaign funds generated for his own campaigns and those of the Republican Party and individual Republican candidates.
Bush's fundraising prowess is just boosted by the left-wing kooks who have tried for eight years to compare him to Satan and Hitler. I'm talking about the same people who are going to protest the DNC and who are travelling the country demanding that Bush be impeached.
Macon Mayor Robert Reichert was interviewed by the Washington Post about his support for The Messiah. He compared him to Moses instead. Regardless, Obama is a religious figure.
A Texas school district is going to let teachers carry guns. I guarantee that they will never have a school shooting.
According to one scientist, Michael Phelps is a cheater. Apparently listening to music has the same effect as doping.
A "gifted" student has been hospitalized after drinking liquid nitrogen. Yeah, he's real "gifted."
A couple of yahoos looking for their fifteen minutes of fame claim they have Bigfoot's body. I'm not buying it.
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