USA To Lose AAA Bond Rating?

Tax cheat Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is promising to cut the budget deficit as some analysts believe that the United States may lose its AAA bond rating.  What's wrong with that statement?  CNN says that, because the United States is a deadbeat, there's nothing to worry about.

 

The President of the Federal Reserve of Philadelphia says that inflation will increase, and the dollar continues to get weaker.

 

Senator Max Baucus (D-MT), who is leading the charge for socialized medicine in the Senate, says that the socialized medicine plan won't cover illegal aliens…for now.

 

The Senate is considering a 145% tax hike on beer.

 

The Supermax prison in Colorado would not be ready to take on Guantanamo Bay detainees.  Clown Prince Vice President Joe Biden says that the decision to close Gitmo was "like opening Pandora's Box."

 

Just because we can't get enough reminders:  Light Cars are Dangerous Cars.

 

Speaking at the graduation ceremony of the United States Naval Academy, President Obama promised not to send people to war without cause.  I wonder what is a justifiable cause for him?  He also said the upholding our values will keep us safe.  I wonder how the Islamic terrorists feel about our values?

 

Former Vice President Cheney is the only Republican with the stones to take on President Obama.

 

Congress is considering spending $68 million to renovate private parking garages for House members.

 

Your tax dollars at work:  The Centers for Disease Control want you to know not to pee in the pool.

 

The White House made a bunch of kindergarteners cry when they were denied a White House tour because they were late.  I hope the kids learned a lesson.

 

President Obama has approved plans for a nuclear power deal between the United States and the United Arab Emirates.  They can do it there, but we can't do it here.

 

Men are facing extinction because the male gene is dying out.

 

Max Cleland has received a White House appointment as secretary of the American Battle Monuments Commission.  Why do we have an American Battle Monuments Commission?