Wednesday, November 14, 2007

No Show Today

There will not be a show today.  I will return after Thanksgiving.

 

Congress’ Joint Economic Committee claims that the cost of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan is about $1.6 trillion over six years.  Just for comparison, Social Security and Medicare cost about $1.8 trillion every year.

 

President Bush vetoed a spending bill yesterday, accusing Democrats of spending like “a teenager with a new credit card.”  Too little, too late for Republicans in 2008.

 

As if Mercer’s campus outrage towards me wasn’t enough, now Hispanics in Chandler, Arizona are upset over an accurate description of a rapist.  Why?  Because he was described as a Hispanic, which is racial profiling.

 

Here’s a column in the Wall Street Journal about all of this “income inequality” BS.

 

Tales from socialized medicine:  Only with government health care would there be cockroaches on operating tables and women having miscarriages in hospital bathrooms.

 

Four-month-old babies are attending gym classes in London now.  Probably so that they will be eligible for health care; remember, fat people are the ones who lose out in the rationing.

 

Iranian police have issued a list of “vices” such as makeup as part of a morality crackdown in that country.  No wonder most of their internet searches are about sex.

 

Dick Armey writes that Hillary will win because the Republicans have forsaken their limited-government principles.

 

Gas prices are going up.  Why?  Because the greedy OPEC cartel refuses to increase output.  They say an output increase is not necessary.  Why again is oil not pumping out of Iraq?

 

John Edwards has a new redistribution of wealth scheme:  this time, he wants to force employers to give their employees eight weeks of paid time off each year.  I think Edwards should just move to France.

 

Warren Buffet is on his GDS high-horse again, this time supporting the estate tax.

 

A teacher in Spokane, Washington remains on the government school payroll a year after being caught twisting the nipples of teenage boys in the school bathroom, among other offenses.

 

Some members of the Georgia House want to remove “Crazy Aunt” Cynthia McKinney’s name from a stretch of I-285.

 

Women have given up Tupperware parties in exchange for Taser parties.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Obama wants more taxes

Barack Obama says that he deserves a tax increase.  That makes him another sufferer of GDS (Government Dependency Syndrome).

 

The Second Amendment may be on trial before the Supreme Court if they decide to accept the challenge of the District of Columbia’s gun control laws.

 

Hillary’s intellectual cowardice has been on trial lately, so she’s resorting to planting questions in the audiences of her speeches, both at Fort Madison, Iowa and this week at Grinnell College.  The Hillary campaign claims that they will stop planting questions.  I’d be willing to bet that they just choose more carefully who they plant questions with.

 

Senators keep bringing home the pork barrel spending, and they keep bragging about it.  It’s just prostitution.

 

Democrats are showing their hypocrisy, criticizing President Bush for spending too much money.  Are these not the same people who were so infuriated at Bush for vetoing the SCHIP bill because he said it cost too much?

 

A Malaysian company has created an “Islamic car,” featuring a compass that always points towards Mecca, a dedicated place for the Koran, and a headscarf.

 

A Muslim leader in Britain claims that the UK is going to turn into Nazi Germany if they are not careful in handling the threat from Islamic terrorism.  Somebody needs to remind him that it is his religion with their social constraints that is close to Nazi Germany.

 

Vaclav Klaus, the President of the Czech Republic, has long been a voice of reason in the debate over global warming.  Now, he is questioning the motives of German Chancellor Angela Merkel for her support of the global warming agenda.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Cluster Column All Day Today

Actor Wesley Snipes wants his trial for tax evasion charges to be moved out of Ocala, FL because he believes that he will get a racist jury.  This from the guy who was in “White Men Can’t Jump.”

 

A Muslim hairdresser is suing a salon for not allowing her to wear her headscarf at work.

 

Al Qaeda might try to attack shopping malls in the United States this Christmas season.  I guess we have to profile Middle Easterners there, too.

 

The founder of the Weather Channel called global warming “the greatest scam in history.”  Nice to have you on board, sir.

 

Companies in Florida are starting to forbid their employees from smoking not only on the job, but in their personal lives as well.  As long as the company is responsible for health insurance, it actually makes sense to me.

 

Hillary’s campaign made a stop in a local diner in Marshalltown, Iowa last month, where they met a waitress who works three jobs to get by.  When they left, they didn’t leave a tip.  Maybe she’s working too hard for Hillary.

 

Democrats in Congress believe they are close to having an SCHIP bill that can override the President’s veto.  On the other hand, the liberal state of Oregon rejected a measure on Tuesday that would have raised state tobacco taxes to pay for universal children’s health care.

 

A study showed that Medicare is a bigger drain on hospital emergency rooms than people without health insurance are.  Just a preview of socialized medicine.

 

A Serbian woman has rejected 150 marriage proposals.  I bet she’s a lesbian.

Cluster Column

On Outrage

 

By Jeff Scott

 

Over my career at Mercer, I have had a total of seven opinion columns published in the Cluster (four of them this year).  I find it strange that, of all of those columns written, only two have received any kind of public response.  I write about Hillary’s health care plan, which when passed will ruin the American health care system, and nobody outside the politically engaged cares.  I write about the Iraq War, which many see as the defining issue of our generation, and nobody cares, despite the fact that I hold a perspective that no other major political thinker—left or right—holds.

 

Last year, I got black Mercerians angry with me for writing in a column that blacks tend to vote based on politicians’ positions on issues such as welfare and affirmative action.  Those are the pandering issues of Democrats towards blacks, who then vote for Democrats to the tune of 90%.  Mentioning these political realities landed me in hot water with blacks.

 

This year, I am causing outrage with my last column, advocating for the profiling of those of Middle Eastern descent in airports because of the current war against Islamic radicalism.  Since that column was published, I have received hate mail and fan mail; one fellow student, in agreeing with me on profiling, even said that Islam and Christianity cannot coexist in the world.  I disagree with that opinion; moderate Islam and Christianity are not incompatible.  Islamic extremism, however, is incompatible with western civilization.

 

What do I mean by Islamic extremism (also known as Islamic fascism/militantism/fundamentalism)?  I mean a group of Muslims who believe that the sole purpose of Muslims worldwide is to wage jihad, or holy war, against anybody who is not a Muslim.  Under their ideology, there are three options for non-Muslims:  convert to Islam, live as a dhimmi, or die.  Dhimmis are not given basic rights, and are subject to heavy taxation at a whim.  To these Islamic extremists, non-Muslims are kuffar, unclean infidels who are on the levels of pigs, and therefore not given any rights under the law.

 

The goal of these Islamic extremists is to enact Sharia, or Islamic law, around the world.  Sharia gives no rights to women, minorities, homosexuals, or non-Muslims.  An example of the extremists’ brand of Sharia in action came in Saudi Arabia, where schoolgirls were forced by religious police to re-enter a burning building from which they had escaped because they were not wearing their headscarves.  These are the same people who have declared an open and active war against the United States and the West because we do not live under Islamic theocracies.

 

These Islamic extremists compose only about 10-15% of the worldwide Muslim population, according to various sources and polls.  Extremists are most commonly of Middle Eastern descent, but are not necessarily violent in their extremism.  This still means that a large majority of Middle Eastern Muslims pose no danger to Americans or anybody else.  Unfortunately, these moderate Muslims have been unwilling or incapable of purging these extremists from their religion.

 

We should work with moderate Muslims to try to prevent jihadists from perpetuating their hateful agenda around the world.  While it is unfortunate that moderates would be inconvenienced by profiling in airports and other places where security is a vital concern, it is even more unfortunate that their religion is dragged through the dirt for the actions of only 10-15% of Muslims.  In the long term, I would much rather work with moderate Muslims around the world to purge extremists from the religion than have to profile against them.  However, in the short term it is necessary to prevent more attacks against this nation by scrutinizing those who fit the description of the enemy who has declared war against the West.

 

Perhaps the problem is that race is the “fifth rail” of discussion at Mercer University, the one issue that you cannot touch.  Perhaps the problem is the limited ability to completely convey and defend an opinion in the limited space available in a newspaper column.  However, anytime I write about something in the Cluster, I cover it in more depth on my radio show.  After all, this column is just a front for my radio show, which is both my true passion and my best outlet for opinion.  Do any of the outraged bother to take the time to actually listen to my radio show and call in (I not only allow, I welcome phone calls—especially those that disagree with me)?  No, they instead go to the editors of the Cluster and criticize them for allowing my column to be published and engage in personal attacks against me, calling me a racist, among other things.  That is not political discourse.  That is cowardice.  To try to stifle opinion that you disagree with, rather than engaging that opinion in discourse, especially when there is a clear opportunity and avenue for said discourse, is not only cowardice, it is also antithetical to the American principles of freedom of speech and press.

 

Finally, a confession:  in my haste to submit my last column by the press deadline, I mistakenly said that all 19 of the 9/11 hijackers were of Saudi descent.  Only 15 of them were from Saudi Arabia; all 19, however, were of Middle Eastern descent.  I made a mistake.  When that happens, I will be the first one to confess to and correct the error.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Robertson endorses Rudy

“Crazy Mahmoud” Ahmadinejad announced yesterday that there are now 3,000 nuclear centrifuges running in Iran.  If the West doesn’t respond soon, Iran will have a nuclear bomb.

 

A political party in Denmark is using the caricatures of Mohammed in their election campaigns, upsetting Islamic terrorists.

 

Stupid no-tolerance policies in government schools:  A junior high school student in the St. Louis area was given two days of detention for hugging her friends after school, and another in Prattville, Alabama was given one day of detention for consoling a friend who had lost a parent with a hug.

 

Bad news for Hillary:  After her meltdown at the Democrat debate last week, she now says that she would leave states with the freedom to decide whether they give driver’s licenses to illegal aliens.  Meanwhile, 77% of Americans say they oppose illegals getting driver’s licenses.

 

Ron Paul used Guy Fawkes Day on Monday to raise $4.2 million for his run for President.  He would seem to be the easy choice for a libertarian like myself, but he’s not.  I’ll re-explain that today.

 

Pat Robertson christened Rudy Giuliani with his endorsement today.  This might wrap it up for him.

 

The Heritage Foundation published a column blaming the tax code for the United States’ economic woes.  It’s time to enact the FairTax!

 

The Sunlight Foundation has used Google Earth to map the destinations of the almost 1,500 items of earmarked spending in the latest defense bill.

 

In what could be a harbinger for future races, Democrats took control of the Virginia state Senate in yesterday’s election.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Islamic Fascists Targeting Teens

Barack Obama called Vice President Cheney “a crazy uncle in the attic.”  Remember, they’re related.

 

Hillary’s image among the feminists is starting to fade, as she moves from the strong woman to the victim when challenged.  It’s all about votes.  She wants to get them from sympathy as a strong woman.  I’m also pretty sure the feminists are not too happy about Hillary reverting to the image of a housecleaner.

 

Even though Democrats (and John McCain) have been complaining about it, waterboarding has been successful, most effectively with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

 

A Muslim cleric in Malaysia blames scantily-clad women for distracting men from sleep and prayer.  Greg Gutfield says that this could lead to a new way to win the war on Islamic fascism.

 

According to British intelligence, Islamic fascists have been targeting teens to advance their agenda.

 

Leftist indoctrination on campus:  A University of Maine professor offered his students extra credit to burn a copy of the United States Constitution or an American flag.  A leftist burning the Constitution is just symbolizing what they believe anyway.

 

The smoking Nazis are on the march again.  Now they are prohibiting people from smoking in their own homes.

 

Last week the Westboro Baptist Church loony tunes were ordered to pay $11 million to the family of a soldier whose funeral they protested.

 

Shopping centers in Britain are telling Santa Claus he has to slim down to set a good example for the kids.

 

Friday a nuclear plant was locked down due to an employee bringing a pipe bomb in his truck to work.

 

Passengers refused to fly on an airplane missing its wingtip.  Do you blame them?

 

A porn store owner in Staunton, Virginia has been indicted for selling porn.

Friday, November 02, 2007

No Show Today

There will unfortunately be no show today.  We will return on Monday.

 

 

Wednesday at the end of the show I told you about the University of Delaware’s “Diversity Facilitation Training” or “liberal re-education.”  Trust me; there is a connection between this and the outrage over my last column in the Cluster.

 

Speaking of my last column, a group of Arabic-speaking passengers are suing American Airlines after being removed from a flight.  This could have been prevented with proper security screening.

 

A group of Islamic extremist Somali pirates are telling the United States Navy to leave them alone.

 

The Project for Excellence in Journalism did a study of the media coverage of the Presidential races, and there are some not-so-surprising results on the balance of the media.  It turns out that the mainstream media does have a liberal bias!

 

CBS discovered the source of the report that Saddam Hussein had WMDs.  Left-wing bias permeates throughout.

 

Hillary doesn’t like the fact that President Bush is comparing the war on Islamic extremism to the rise of Hitler and Lenin.

 

Even Democrats have not gotten this far in their vote-buying schemes:  the current ruling party in Russia is giving out bottles of vodka, among other things, to get people to vote for them in the March election.

 

Democrats did find another way to buy votes:  increasing food stamps payments in the farm bill.

 

Sen. Tom Coburn said yesterday that deficit spending is a bigger moral issue than abortion.  It’s about time somebody said that.

 

Gov. Sonny Perdue managed to strike a deal so that more water for the Atlanta metro area can be taken out of Lake Lanier, but there is still no help yet for those relying on Lake Allatoona.

 

Hank talked about this on Wednesday, but here’s the story on the invisible British tank.

 

Beware of this clever new scam.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Back to Business as Usual

President Bush is criticizing Congress for not getting anything done this year.  Isn’t it a good thing that Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats can’t accomplish anything?

 

Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, her own leftist constituents in San Francisco are starting to turn against her.  Is it possible that we will see Rep. Cindy Sheehan?

 

Economists much smarter than I are starting to analyze this mass redistributionist tax scheme that Charlie Rangel rolled out last week.  Lawrence Lindsey says that, coupled with other tax hikes, Rangel’s plan will return tax rates to Carter-esque levels.

 

Speaking of taxes, Warren Buffett believes that he should pay more.  Apparently he suffers from government dependency syndrome.

 

Sen. James Inhofe delivered an over two-hour floor speech yesterday in the Senate for the purpose of debunking global warming hysteria.  Here are some excerpts.  It certainly does make for interesting reading, especially for those of you who still believe in this junk.

 

Speaking of global warming, the alarmists have come up with more ways that global warming can kill you.  To make matters worse, your children are most at risk!

 

Of course, the House (and Harry Reid) believes that global warming caused the wildfires in California, even though a boy has admitted to starting one of the fires while playing with matches.

 

1 in every 10 government schools is considered a “dropout factory,” where only 60 percent of students who start actually graduate.

 

Why don’t students graduate from these “dropout factories?”  I’m sure a large portion of it is because their government educators are too busy teaching them “multiculturalism.”  Some examples of workshops from the National Association for Multicultural Education include “Queering the Curriculum” and lessons on “Radical Math.”

 

Hollywood is making a GI Joe movie, only he’s not a “real American hero.”  Instead, GI Joe is an acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity.  I say GI Joe always fights with Team America.

 

After my latest column in the Cluster, I’m expected to be branded as an “Islamophobe,” since that is the term thrown around for anybody who questions radical Muslims.

 

There may be a bed on this plane, but don’t even think about trying to join the Mile High Club.  You have another option if you’re in the Atlanta area, however.

 

A British celebrity revealed her secret to weight loss—lots of sex.

 

The need for speed is an inherently male trait, according to a German study.

 

Scientists found the oldest living animal…and then they killed it.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Fire at Mercer Radio!

OK, so the headline is hyperbolizing a bit.  We did, however, have a catastrophic failure on our sound board that prevents the show from airing today (smoke pouring out of electronic devices is usually a bad thing).  We will return on Wednesday with the news here and more, plus the fallout from my last column in the Cluster.

 

Tales from socialized medicine:  Brits are leaving the country in record numbers to receive their health care due to rationing and waiting lists.

 

Bad news for worshipers at the church of global warming:  this year has had the least hurricane activity in 30 years.

 

Despite the Kyoto Protocol, the use of coal is increasing in China, a nation exempt from Kyoto.  Just remember, Kyoto and the global warming movement is just a front for socialist movements.

 

John Edwards             this weekend proposed a giant slab of fresh-off-the-Marx socialist programs, including universal Pre-K, a higher minimum wage, and more Section 8 housing benefits.  He also wants to limit advertising by drug companies, as part of his socialized medicine scheme.

 

More John Edwards:  Edwards’ staff is upset with the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill journalism school over a few students doing a news report critical of Edwards.  They want the students to pull the video off of YouTube.  There is a lesson to be learned from this:  the left hates free speech unless it agrees with them.  I am dealing with the same thing here at Mercer.

 

Speaking of health care, Rudy Giuliani is starting to tease his health care plan, saying that he does not want government bureaucracy.

 

First Lady Laura Bush defended the oppression of women by Muslims, defending the mandated use of the hijab, or head scarf.  This kind of appeasement is going to destroy this nation in the war against Islamic extremism.

 

AJC Columnist Jim Wooten criticized the Georgia Supreme Court for freeing Genarlow Wilson, calling it “judicial activism.”  I call it justice.

 

Remember when Democrats criticized Republicans for not working full weeks?  Well now the Democrats are cutting back the Congressional workweek, so that members can spend more time in their districts (probably campaigning).

 

Speaking of Congressional Democrats, their disapproval rating is 75%, worse than the still-dismal ratings of the Republican majority last year.

 

Here’s something for those of you looking to lose weight:  staying single and chewing gum are two ways to lose weight and keep it off.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Democrat Tax "Reform" Plan

I know they’re skimpy, but hey, it’s a Friday.  Give me a break.

 

 

Here are 35 Inconvenient Truths for algore:  The errors he made in his movie.

 

I’ve been saying this for years, and finally I have some scientists on my side:  You can never trust climate computer models because they will never be accurate.

 

Congressional porkers care more about their pet projects than they do about kids’ health care.

 

It’s a good thing Miami’s Channing Crowder can play football for a living.

 

Wednesday I told you about the generosity of Californians in helping those who had to be evacuated from their homes by the wildfires.  Here’s a case of illegal immigrants trying to steal from them.

 

Charlie Rangel, Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, unveiled a huge $1 trillion tax plan to redistribute wealth yesterday.  Republicans are calling it the “mother of all tax hikes,” but just wait until 2009.  As Dick Morris says, it’s all downhill from there.  And by ‘it’ I mean the economy.

 

Tales from Socialized Medicine:  The British National Health System claimed to have a budget surplus this year, but then it was reported that they had over $8 billion in repairs that they had not done.  Get ready, it’s coming here.

 

Patrick Buchanan writes that if Rudy Giuliani wins the Republican nomination, the Republicans will retain power but lose their soul.

 

The Georgia Supreme Court has finally ordered Genarlow Wilson to be freed.

This week's Cluster-Blank Column

Safety in the Skies?

 

By Jeff Scott

 

Ever since the United States was attacked by Islamic terrorists on September 11, 2001, the federal government has been promising us that we would be safer at home thanks to the massive bureaucratic mess that is the Department of Homeland Security.  A study done by an “important” bureaucracy of its own effectiveness shows that not only are we not safer, incompetence and political correctness are ruining airline security.

 

Last week, USA Today received a leaked report from a study that the Transportation Safety Administration on the effectiveness of airport security screeners.  The results were depressing and frankly, rather scary.  The TSA sent undercover agents through the security lines at airports with fake bombs and parts of bombs under their clothes or in carry-on bags.  According to the report, which only studied Chicago’s O’Hare, Los Angeles, and San Francisco International Airports, TSA screeners allowed over 60% of the hidden bomb materials through the checkpoint and onto the plane.  The incompetent government employees allowed 60% of the bomb materials onto the plane at O’Hare and 75% onto the plane in Los Angeles.

 

As you consider how safe that really makes the planes that Americans fly on everyday, remember also that the TSA has a policy that forbids screeners from requiring passengers to remove their turbans.  We are fighting a war against Islamic terrorists, who have already used airplanes as bombs to destroy buildings within this country, but the people who receive our tax dollars in their paychecks to keep airplanes safe are not allowed to require somebody to remove a turban?  How does this make sense?  This is political correctness run rampant.  The restriction was put in place because some religious organizations (probably the Islamists at CAIR) were upset and claimed it was “racial profiling.”  So?  What is wrong with racial profiling?  The United States are at war with Islamic fascists.  All 19 of the hijackers on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia.  So why in the hell is it Grandma Rose being pulled aside for additional screening?  Why do Ahmed and his turban get a free pass?

 

Yes, I am absolutely advocating profiling.  If the enemy (and Islamic terrorists are the enemy) fits a certain description, then anybody matching that description should be given much more scrutiny.  I understand that it will inconvenience innocent Arabs and Muslims, but the reality of the war in which we are engaged will require that.  This is not to say that nobody else will need to be screened, simply that extra scrutiny needs to be given to people who look like the enemy.

 

You may have noticed that I neglected to mention how San Francisco’s airline screeners performed on the test.  I did so because the screeners in San Francisco are not TSA employees.  They are contracted by a private company.  So how did private airline screeners do?  Significantly better—only 20% of the hidden bomb pieces made it through the checkpoint.  Don’t believe it?  Neither did the TSA agents.  Apparently they just thought that the private screeners got lucky, so they did as many tests in San Francisco as in Chicago and Los Angeles combined (145, 75, and 70, respectively).  It is no fluke!  Private employees do significantly better at keeping us safe than government bureaucrats.  Of course, they are held accountable for their performance, by undergoing constant covert tests.  When they have to work to keep their jobs, they perform at a higher level.  What a novel idea!  Government employees, on the other hand, get a free pass.  They are rarely tested, and it is almost impossible to fire an incompetent government employee.

 

So since political correctness makes us less safe, and government employees make us less safe than their private counterparts, here’s an idea:  privatize airport security, and let them do their jobs!  Stop worrying about offending Muslims.  If they do not want to deal with additional snags in the airport security line, then they can either get the jihadist terrorists among their religion under control or they can drive.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Successful San Diegoans Survive--Without Government!

Here’s a big surprise:  President Bush is the biggest spender since LBJ.  In reality, he’s probably the biggest spender since FDR.

 

Dick Morris says that Bill Richardson will be Hillary’s running mate.  Not only that, but he thinks Hillary can carry North Carolina thanks to single moms and Hispanic voters.

 

Here’s a case of government bureaucracy getting in the way of getting something done:  Because two different government agencies are fighting over stocks of the anthrax vaccine, the vaccine is expiring and being wasted, burning about $100 million of our tax dollars per year as a result.

 

The whiny stories of the rising price of college and student borrowing just keep coming.  If some low achievers would just give up on going to college then the problem would be solved.  It’s simple supply and demand.

 

For those of you Chuck Norris worshipers out there, Chuck endorsed Mike Huckabee for President.  That probably means that Huckabee’s level of support doubled.  I’m sorry, but I still can’t take seriously a guy who does late-night exercise equipment infomercials.  Plus, Jack Bauer is a lot cooler.

 

I use the terms “Islamic fascism” and “Islamofascism” quite often to describe our terrorist enemy.  Christopher Hitchens writes a column justifying that.

 

David Freddoso documents the Republicans’ failure to attack earmarks.  They’re just encouraging it, and making their contributions to the lists of earmarks.

 

Dennis Kucinich saw a UFO.  No punch line necessary.

 

Congressman Tom Tancredo issued a request to ICE asking them to arrest and deport illegal immigrants attending a rally in support of the latest amnesty attempt.

 

Fred Thompson issued his immigration plan yesterday, and he’s got some pretty good ideas, like ending federal funding for sanctuary cities.

 

Candidates are finding a way to get around the anti-free-speech McCain-Feingold, by accepting donations from children.

 

Suburbanites in San Diego have been forced to the football stadium in that city after wildfires put them at risk.  Strange, they’re not having the problems that they had in New Orleans after Katrina.  I’ll explain why on the show today.

 

Speaking of the wildfires, USA Today reported on the possibility of Islamic terrorists setting wildfires in the United States back in 2003.  Is that what happened here?

Monday, October 22, 2007

Obama's Class Warfare Tax Scheme

Iran claims that crude oil prices are too low.  They say that the price is too low because they are not getting enough profit per barrel.  So who’s greedier, the members of the OPEC cartel, or the oil companies?

 

Rudy Giuliani to the Christian Taliban:  “We may not always agree.  I don’t always agree with myself.  But I will give you reason to trust me.”  What?

 

Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue is asking President Bush to declare North Georgia a disaster area because of the drought.  This is necessary so that water used to hydrate a mussel can be used for the citizens of the Atlanta area.

 

Ah-nald claims that Republicans should move to the center on issues of health care and education.  Basically, this means that he wants socialized medicine and more government indoctrination.

 

Here’s a video of John McCain getting the only standing ovation of last night’s GOP debate.  Hippie bashing is always a fun sport for Republicans!

 

Here’s proof from Australia that this global warming theory is just another socialist redistribution of wealth scheme (after all, the science isn’t holding up to scrutiny anymore):  the Australian government will sell “carbon permits” and use the proceeds to subsidize the energy bills of lower-income Australians.

 

A Zogby poll released yesterday showed that half of Americans would never vote for Hillary.  Why am I still skeptical?  I’ll explain on the show today.

 

Government school idiocy:  in New Jersey, a second grader was suspended from his government school for drawing a stick figure shooting a gun.  Also, a South Carolina government high school student was expelled for having a butter knife on campus.

 

Government school students are complaining that, in many cases, they do not know how many questions they have to get right in order to pass standardized tests.  The typical “cut” score is only getting about half of the questions on the test correct.

 

Race Pimp Al Sharpton is going to lead two hate-crimes marches protesting the fact that two whites were not charged more heavily for attacking a black victim.  Of course, if the scenario was the other way around “Reverend Al” would never say a word.

 

Barack Obama is running a new ad on taxes, saying that he wants to roll back the tax cuts for the rich (standard Democrat class-warfare line) and give tax breaks and handouts to the “working class” (standard Democrat class-warfare line).  He also complains that it takes too long to file taxes, which would be a perfect opportunity for the FairTax…but he can’t use the FairTax for his class-warfare battles.

 

Got crabs?   Donate them to a museum!