Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Back to Business as Usual

President Bush is criticizing Congress for not getting anything done this year.  Isn’t it a good thing that Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats can’t accomplish anything?

 

Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, her own leftist constituents in San Francisco are starting to turn against her.  Is it possible that we will see Rep. Cindy Sheehan?

 

Economists much smarter than I are starting to analyze this mass redistributionist tax scheme that Charlie Rangel rolled out last week.  Lawrence Lindsey says that, coupled with other tax hikes, Rangel’s plan will return tax rates to Carter-esque levels.

 

Speaking of taxes, Warren Buffett believes that he should pay more.  Apparently he suffers from government dependency syndrome.

 

Sen. James Inhofe delivered an over two-hour floor speech yesterday in the Senate for the purpose of debunking global warming hysteria.  Here are some excerpts.  It certainly does make for interesting reading, especially for those of you who still believe in this junk.

 

Speaking of global warming, the alarmists have come up with more ways that global warming can kill you.  To make matters worse, your children are most at risk!

 

Of course, the House (and Harry Reid) believes that global warming caused the wildfires in California, even though a boy has admitted to starting one of the fires while playing with matches.

 

1 in every 10 government schools is considered a “dropout factory,” where only 60 percent of students who start actually graduate.

 

Why don’t students graduate from these “dropout factories?”  I’m sure a large portion of it is because their government educators are too busy teaching them “multiculturalism.”  Some examples of workshops from the National Association for Multicultural Education include “Queering the Curriculum” and lessons on “Radical Math.”

 

Hollywood is making a GI Joe movie, only he’s not a “real American hero.”  Instead, GI Joe is an acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity.  I say GI Joe always fights with Team America.

 

After my latest column in the Cluster, I’m expected to be branded as an “Islamophobe,” since that is the term thrown around for anybody who questions radical Muslims.

 

There may be a bed on this plane, but don’t even think about trying to join the Mile High Club.  You have another option if you’re in the Atlanta area, however.

 

A British celebrity revealed her secret to weight loss—lots of sex.

 

The need for speed is an inherently male trait, according to a German study.

 

Scientists found the oldest living animal…and then they killed it.

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