Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Bush Sending Chi-Coms Mixed Messages

The mainstream media's attempts to inundate Americans with Barack Obama to make his election inevitable are starting to backfire.  48 percent of Americans polled said they're hearing too much about the Messiah.

 

The Australian government claims that babies are bad for the economy.

 

For those of you who sent your kids to government schools this week, here's a look at what your kids' teachers' union dues are going towards.  Included is a 2-year total of $3.3 million spent to fight a school voucher referendum.  The biggest threat to the government school monopoly, and therefore to the teachers' unions, is competition.

 

The federal government is spending almost a half million dollars sending employees to an AIDS conference in Mexico City.  Will somebody in power please stand up and state the obvious—that AIDS is not transmitted by accident?

 

While at the conference, they're hearing things like sob stories of illegal immigrant Mexican men being more likely to get AIDS in the United States than in Mexico.

 

The city of Denver has banned the carrying of urine and feces in advance of the DNC.

 

There is now an Islamic debit card.  Will women be allowed to carry it?

 

Lynn Moses will be sent to federal prison next Wednesday for protecting a town from flooding.  The same bureaucrats responsible for that will eventually be in charge of your health care, if many Americans get their way.

 

The United States Postal Service printed stamps featuring an American flag.  The problem?  The flag had 14 stripes.

 

Here's a question I've been asking for a while:  Where is the party of small government?

 

A United States Border Patrol Agent was held at gunpoint by members of the Mexican military who crossed the border Sunday night.  I'm starting to think that militarizing the border might not be such a bad idea.

 

The average wait in hospital emergency rooms has increased to 56 minutes as a result of higher demand.

 

President Bush plans to give a speech tomorrow expressing concern over the lack of freedom in China.  Then he'll participate in the Chi-Com pep rally on Friday.  At least the US Olympic team is staging a mini-protest just with their choice of who will carry the flag at the opening ceremony.

 

A woman in Flint, Michigan is trying to chase prostitutes away from her home with a "No Ho Zone" sign.

 

Women are starting to sell their eggs to make some money in the sluggish economy.

 

Americans are drinking less beer, but more wine.  So that's why Obama won the primary!

 

The Catholic Church in Italy is following its congregation to the beach with an inflatable church so beachgoers can take confession.  Will it be on topless beaches?

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