Friday, August 22, 2008

Last Evening Show--Anything Goes Friday!

There won't be a "unity ticket" after all.  Hillary hasn't even been vetted as a potential running mate by the Obama campaign.

 

Denver police have been told to ignore marijuana possession during the DNC.  Not like that's stereotypical…

 

A pregnant woman expecting her fourth child threatened to blow up a Department of Social Services building after she was told that she didn't qualify for the welfare she wanted.  I guarantee that the babydaddy isn't in the picture.

 

MTV Arabia won't be playing music videos during Ramadan.  It's ok, you can still get your dose of reality shows.

 

Christian students were forced off of a theology school campus by a mob of Muslims.  Do you notice how this never happens in reverse?

 

A cop who was suspended for having sex with a prostitute claims that the sex wasn't fun, it was work.

 

Alabama is going to start charging overweight state employees for their health insurance.

 

Corn-based ethanol's image is starting to fade since it started to raise the price of food.  Good riddance.

 

A couple of "grammar vigilantes" have been kicked out of national parklands for the next year for fixing errors on signs placed by the government.

 

According to a cockroach race in New Jersey, John McCain will beat The Messiah in November's election.

 

Guess what CSI Macon is all about?  Hint:  It's not about fixing the crime problem.

 

Perry police raided convenience stores Wednesday to take away their video gambling machines.  Notice the last names of the convenience store owners.

 

A teenager was hospitalized after being shocked while trying to steal copper wiring.

 

For your entertainment…here are 25 reasons you might be a liberal.  Here are 25 more.

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