Friday, August 29, 2008

McCain-Palin vs. Obama-Biden

Republicans are considering delaying their convention because of the possibility of Hurricane Gustav hitting the Gulf coast on the first or second day.

 

Oprah cried her eyelashes off at The Messiah's coronation speech last night.

 

The speech, by the way, was largely an attack on McCain with few real details.

 

The "Peanut for Brains" President said that John McCain is "milking" his POW time.  He's milking his time as President.

 

Here are the results from the Democrats' attempt at a "green" convention.

 

Strip clubs did not do as well as they had hoped during the DNC.

 

Obama might not be able to win this election based on poor voters alone.  Income doesn't matter here; it's all about intellect.  He'll win it with ignorant voters.

 

There were 15,000 reporters at the DNC.  Here's what they were doing, according to the Columbia Journalism Review.

 

Clayton County schools lost their accreditation yesterday, severely screwing 50,000 students who go to school there.

 

One of McCain's health care advisors pointed out that everybody in the United States has some sort of access to health care, since hospital emergency rooms are required to treat anybody who walks in.

 

Here's the latest solution to "global warming":  Have fewer kids.

 

McCain has officially picked Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate.  You have to love the fact that the last bill she signed was to allow for the building of a natural gas pipeline.

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