Monday, August 18, 2008

Saddleback Forum Wrap

The Infallible, Great, and Wonderful Messiah, Barack Obama was asked a question about abortion at that evangelical conference Saturday night.  Apparently the question was "above his pay grade."  If he can't answer a simple question about abortion, then how can he expect us to trust his judgment on national security?

 

Each candidate was also asked which Supreme Court justices they would not have nominated.  Obama took the opportunity to throw the only black justice on the Court under the bus.  The Wall Street Journal took the opportunity to compare Obama's and Thomas' qualifications.

 

Here is a wrap from the faith forum, and here's another one.  McCain clearly did better than The Messiah, but even McCain said some stupid things, like that President Bush should have encouraged Americans to join the Peace Corps after 9/11.  What a waste.

 

While McCain and Obama were trying to gain support of evangelicals, Bob Barr was trying to get a court just to let him into the forum.

 

John McCain may have had his best fundraising month yet in July ($27 million), but The Messiah nearly doubled him.  McCain's decision to take public financing was dumb, but he still wouldn't have been able to raise the money that The Messiah can raise.

 

According to Nancy Pelosi, The Messiah really is "a leader that God has blessed us with at this time."

 

Just ahead of the "green" Democrat Convention, Denver saw a record low high temperature on Saturday.  The high was just 58 degrees, with the previous record of 63 in 1890.  Global warming, rearing its ugly head again…

 

NBC, the same network that tries to preach to Americans to "go green," is using air conditioning for their outdoor sets in Beijing.  Remember, this is the same network that turned off the lights on its football preview show to make a "point" about going green.

 

I became a Kobe Bryant fan when I read this.  Kobe went to the Olympics and, rather than claiming to be a "citizen of the world" (a la The Messiah), Bryant said that "Our country is the best."  Good for him.

 

The decline of America:  Is Jon Stewart the most trusted man in America?  If so, then more reason to stop letting most people vote.

 

Mike Huckabee said that he feels safer in Israel than in American inner cities.  Count him out for McCain's VP.

 

Open mouth, insert foot:  "The Screamer" called the Republicans the "white party."

 

A 16-year-old California girl who died in a car wreck was not only drunk and speeding, but she was also texting at the time of her wreck.  I'd call her a Darwin Awards candidate for this year.

 

Also in California, the family of a boy who was shot for being gay is blaming the school for allowing him to dress in drag at school rather than enforcing the dress code.

 

An Australian mayor is encouraging unattractive women to come to his town to make up for a shortage of women in the town.

 

Want a boob job without having to pay for it?  Now there's gum that claims to help the twins!

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