Friday, December 18, 2009

Hugo Chavez No Longer Loves Obama

Obama went to Copenhagen today, where they may be near a deal that will do nothing to stop global warming even under their made-up theory, and gave a very angry speech in which he threw down the gauntlet at China.  Republicans had a press conference yesterday to remind The Mistake that anything he agrees to in Copenhagen would require Senate approval, just like the budget-busting cap-and-tax does.  The European carbon trading scheme is plagued by fraud and run by organized crime, and a Russian think tank says that temperature data from Russia was tampered with to exaggerate global warming.

 

After his performance in Copenhagen, The Mistake's honeymoon with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro is over.

 

The Clean Water Act is being rewritten in a way so strict that the puddle that is forming outside of our studio would be under federal jurisdiction.

 

There are at least five Senate Democrats who right now are "not at yes," and potentially at no, on ObamaCare.  To get this thing passed by Christmas, they need to come up with a bill and have a series of perfectly-timed votes.  While some Republicans are trying to stop it by forcing the non-existent bill to be read when it finally does exist, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) gave the Democrats an assist on the Defense Appropriations Bill.

 

Here is a heartwarming Christmas story about former Sen. Jesse Helms.

 

More people are on food stamps because they're just so damn easy to get.  Make the parasites work for their handouts (stop being parasites), and demand for stuff like food stamps will plummet.

 

The Godfather President made a brief appearance, telling a member of Congress "Don't think we're not keeping score, brother."

 

Iranian hackers brought down Twitter last night.  It's just a distraction from taking an Iraqi oil well and working on their nuclear bombs.

 

The latest sob story out of Gaza is that they have a very high rate of a rare gender disorder.  I'm sure they're trying to blame Israel, but the real problem is that the gene pool is too shallow.

 

Conservative Republicans should be nowhere near a Joe Biden announcement of stimulus waste.  Biden said that the broadband plan would "revolutionize how rural Georgia lives, works, and grows," and Governor Perdue supported the plan.

 

The state is going to spend $70 million in federal loans to pay for unemployment insurance.

 

The Warner Robins City Council had a special meeting last night and approved two projects that they can't pay for.

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