Monday, December 14, 2009

ObamaCare On Its Deathbed

President Obama's top economic advisors disagree on the status of the economy.  Larry Summers says that there will be job growth by spring of this year, while Christina Romer says that "of course" the recession isn't over.

 

Developing nations have walked out of the UN Climate talks because the rich countries (read:  The United States) are not willing to pay them enough money.  While they walked out, they did not walk outside because temperatures are 10 degrees below Celsius and most leaders did not pack for the cold.  Canada is digging out from one of the worst snow storms on record, and it snowed in Australia Friday.  It's almost summer in Australia.  Back in Copenhagen, a reporter who was trying to ask questions about ClimateGate was shut up by UN security.  The New York Times unwittingly admitted that stopping people from emitting carbon dioxide is impossible as long as people can afford to emit.  The point is to prevent them from being able to afford to emit carbon dioxide.

 

Even though nobody really knows what is in the ObamaCare bill, including the number-two Senate Democrat, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services knows that it will raise health care costs, and two Democrat Senators are opposing the bill.  This thing is on its deathbed.

 

Over the weekend the Senate approved a $1.1 trillion omnibus spending bill.  Federal agencies have seen a nearly 70% increase in their budgets in the last two years.

 

Just in case you were wondering who the Democrats' targets would be next year, the IRS is hiring hundreds of new employees for their new wealth unit.

 

Asked by Oprah to grade his job performance thus far, Obama gave himself a B+.  The American people disagree.

 

The federal government is monitoring Twitter, Facebook, and other social networking sites for tax delinquents, copyright infringers, and political protesters.  I'll tweet my feelings to the feds later, so watch my Twitter page.

 

Another problem that American troops in Afghanistan face (other than the lack of support from their Commander in Chief) is that the rules of engagement are so strict that sometimes they let the enemy get away to avoid a few civilian casualties.  It is impossible to fight a clean war.

 

Iran's "peaceful" nuclear program for some reason includes testing the component of a nuclear bomb that triggers an explosion.  Why would a peaceful nuclear program need that?

 

As Citigroup is set to repay $20 billion in bailout money, the wealth-redistributor-in-chief says that the reason banks want to pay back their bailout money is because the executives are greedy.  He is also pushing banks to lend more.  He would enjoy playing the new arcade game that is a hit in Britain, "Whack-a-Banker."

 

Students at the University of California at Berkeley attacked the Chancellor's home in protest of fee hikes and budget cuts.  It's a shame the Chancellor didn't defend his property with force.

 

A federal judge ruled that the federal government's attempt to cut off funding to ACORN was unconstitutional.

 

Even though federal employees make more money than the average American in the private sector, they still owe more than $3 billion in taxes.

 

Scientists with too much time on their hands have come up with a mathematical formula for perfect parking.

 

Governor Perdue is going to welcome Clown Prince Vice President Joe Biden to Georgia on Thursday for a stimulus-related announcement.

 

Here are the e-mails that have been sent by candidates for House leadership positions.  Larry O'Neal's is most impressive so far.

 

Robins Air Force Base received a big boost last week by opening the C-27J Joint Cargo Aircraft Training Center.  Can everybody stop voting in fear of another BRAC now?

 

Chuck Chalk and Chuck Shaheen both received improper campaign contributions during the runoff election.

 

Those two students at Warner Robins Middle School who were having oral sex in class last week are going to face charges of sodomy and disruption of government school.  Some parents are complaining that they want their children to be safe at school.  Who was ever in any danger?

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